i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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