I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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