Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
i believe in u and ur pee
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