ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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