"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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