hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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