I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Randomize
