Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
