i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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