How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I stole a fireplace last night.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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