: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
