i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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