If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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