too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
