You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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I need you to use more vowels.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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