I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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