I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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