i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
is that a dick in a sweater?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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