...so i touched it.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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