Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
