Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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