Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
it glows. i had to have it.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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