when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
