I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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