if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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