belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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