need another drink. this is the easiest way
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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