guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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