But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
