Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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