I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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