you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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