Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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