You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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