I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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