She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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