He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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