Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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