Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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