He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
a search helicopter?!
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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