id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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