At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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