that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
