So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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