what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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