Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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