I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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