There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Pooping to opera.
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