Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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