yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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