You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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