Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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