You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Define "chronic" masturbator.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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