I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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