I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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